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February 2010 Volume 12 Issue 2
www.cynicmag.com

Published the 1st and 16th of each month.
Excluding December.

	Features				Cafe

	Road Trip Ponderings by Diane Steinbach If You Miss Valentine's Day . . . by Jim Whitaker Jergen Kohauts Blues-Part 2 by David W Landrum 20% Off Designer Genes! by Lee Gimenez St Valentine's Day Massacre by Josh Fritz Budgets Cuts Kill by Steven Mendel Willcox Simmons, Census Taker by J L Smith The Ouija Board Guide to True Facts about Cremation by Larry Strattner Mars Is For Lovers by James H Lucas Ultrasound is Ultra-Disturbing by Cris Cohen To Be Safe by W Jack Savage Two for Dinner, Please by Chuck Waldron He Said What to Whom?! by Rick Doehring The Dark Victory by Michael James Carlisle				When She Visits by Susan Gieryic Dilemma by Iliya Ansky -ism by Chris Butler The Vietnam Experience by Frank James Davis Ring on the Second Hand by Brandon Swarrow Earthly Vessels by Lee D Rorman The Voice of Despair by April A A Secret Viewing by Connie Guihan Ayres Pop Culture Fried in Lard-Soaked Breadcrumbs by Eric J Brinovec The Machine by Carl Alles Concert by Ryan Dressler Perspective Draw by Linh Truong

	The FarceHaven Tribune

	Sen. Collins Still Sore from State of the Union by Bill Shepherd Robertson On Recent Dementia Diagnosis: My Brain Made A Pact With The Devil by Bill Shepherd Taylor Swift Cancels Concert Tour Due to Existentialist Anxiety by Bill Shepherd			Oslo to Award Coveted Peace Prize to Bin Ladin by Saul S Smith Australian Biologists Find Dingo Urine Kills Kangaroos by Saul S Smith Housewife Wishes She Could Pee Standing Up by David Tulis

	Features				Cafe

	1/16/2010 Jergen Kohaut's Blues -- Part 1 by David W Landrum Smite the Hindmost of Them by Larry Stratner Documents by Chris Castle They Give Bank Robbing a Bad Name by J. B. Hogan Drop into Darkness by Rick Sorge Smoking Tobacco Leads To Hell by David O'Fowler Great-Grandparentdom by Mary F French Tootle's Revenge by Anna Sykora For No Extra Charge by Mikael Persson Compton on the Mon by AJ Grieco Find the Rogue by Olga Godim Bodhisattva by Kyle Hemmings Principal's Office by Daniel W Davis				1/16/2010 Beauty of Nature by Lexi Williams The Depths of Anger by Mary Ellen George She Calls by William L Alton Dare We Ask by Edward C Stresino In Which I Learn the Difference Between Shakespeare & "Real Life" by Sarah Nangle Ugly Words by Damien Walter Grintalis She by Ursula G Bland A Secret Viewing by Connie Guihan-Ayres Politics by E Smith Sleigh

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